VANITY: So I Hit 50 Today....

My addled brain | 10/28/2005 | RightOnline

[Boazo]

[RightOnline]

Ahhh......but we have a few rules in this household. One: you WILL get a college education, no argument....and Two: You WILL pay for it. So far........so good.

[Carolina]

to a 4-year-old hooked on Spiderman and Batman

Oh, my, is he already 4? Happy birthday, ROL!

[ElPatriota]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY and welcome to the club :)

I am 58 and 2 months! and I tell you I feel like 40, meaning I just don't feel my age. A phenomenon of the times I guess. Look the Rolling Stones, or Paul McCartney... they are older than I, and yet... they always look 30 or 40 max.

I knew I was getting older when I discovered those hair clippers for your nose and ears! LOL!

Good health freeper!

[John Robertson]

Very classy.

Happy Birthday.

[FOXFANVOX]

Well, "Happy Birthday" FRiend. What a nice way to celebrate it. Although, as one who is turning 65, to me you sound like a young whipper snapper! 8)

[RightOnline]

"I knew I was getting older when I discovered those hair clippers for your nose and ears! LOL!"

You mean..........you mean they really make such things?????

[IronJack]

We've seen some things, eh?

[RightOnline]

OH yes.......yes, we have, my friend.

[blu]

Cool! I share your birthday! I agree totally with all your observations, but you forgot one:

When that damn letter comes from AARP, burn it!

[RightOnline]

#1: Thank you, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!; #2: See my reply #54. :)

[wizr]

WELCOME to the Club, o'far'! Been a member for 8 years. Bein' old can be tough sometimes, until you consider the alternative.

[wizr]

WELCOME to the Club, o'far'! Been a member for 8 years. Bein' old can be tough sometimes, until you consider the alternative.

[blu]

Ha ha! DH gave me a card that has these 4 old geezers on it, singing "A-A-R-P, I wanna join the A-A-R-P"...the group is called the "Retirement Village People".

I'd been dreading this bd...when I was 16, in my little town, if you didn't go to college or leave town in some honorable way, you turned into a "greaser". Back in the day, "greaser" meant greasy hair, hanging out at the garage all day, or, for the females, driving around the 4 blocks of our town in your mom's station wagon (the Vista Cruiser) with whore red lipstick on, and a cigarette hanging outta your mouth! I left town at 17, and never wear whore-red lipstick!

But, so far, 50's not bad, well, the first 24 hours anyway. I just thank God my mom fed us a lot of bologna when we were young, all those preservatives really paid off! Thanks for putting it in perspective!

[Alamo-Girl]

Happy Birthday, RightOnline!!!

[Lazamataz]

Hey Stu! How are ya.

Your wife is beautiful. I hope I get as lucky, to find a soul mate. No luck so far. I get laid now and again, at least. :o)

Never met your kids, but you have a pretty durned functional family. I imagine they will turn out superb.

[conservativepoet]

After raising seven kids you still have hair?
That's a great accomplishment. Congrats on you 50th! May you have another 100. If you make it to 150, you'll still have time for seven more kids.

[RightOnline]

HEY there, bud!!!! Thanks for the kind words. Give me a shout soon; haven't heard from you in a while.

[Lazamataz]

We've seen some things, eh?

I liked Bambi the best. Long legs, and nice.... um..... nice.... er.... eyes.

[advance_copy]

OMG, Fifty?!? That is sooooo old. (just kidding :-) Happy Birthday.