If they'd open a season on Louisian politicians, I'd pay five bucks for a license, twenty if there was no bag limit.
Probbly oughter be a good idear to invest in a flak jacket though, to give hunters a chance of surviving all the friendly fire.
In Cajun country, there is a simple rule "if it moves and appears that it's a living thing, shoot it, put some sauce on it, and eat it". No limits!