[PMCarey]

My immediate thought was of Dogberry, the incompetent investigator from Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing:

Dogberry:
Marry, sir, they have committed false report; moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily, they are slanders; sixth and lastly, they have belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust things; and, to conclude, they are lying knaves.

[gusopol3]

is that you, Sobran?(wouldn't want to out you here!)

[AndyJackson]

Dogberry...

Well, that just finished off Fitz. He is now a laughing stock.