[wolfcreek]

Maybe, more people should use the "Test the milk before you buy the cow" method. It could help you find the right spouse and possibly avoid divorce. I'm only saying this because it worked for me and my wife.

[durasell]

The "milk," such as it is, may no longer be a determining factor. Guys can now get milk in many different varieties several times a month, if they choose.

That leaves the real question: what does the woman bring to the table, aside from access to milk?

[mlc9852]

Unfortunately, it doesn't work for most.

[Xenalyte]

Xena's Guy will never go out for milk, since now he's got a cow at home! ;)

[RockinRight]

I have a friend that says if you don't test the milk first you might find out it's spoiled only after it's too late. Regardless of the accuracy of the statement, I found it funny.