[rdb3]

Only when you're doing wheelies.

Wheelies? Are you kidding? This motorized wheelchair is hooked up! I got the wetbar on the back, it has 24" wheels with spinners, and it has a swimming pool. I was doing some laps with it yesterday at the Texas Motor Speedway. Okay, so a golfcart beat me. So what?

Yep. It's a wheelchair in style. Nevermind the wife saying "shut up" when I tell her about my imaginary rims. This fantasy won't be taken away. Now I'll pour me some Pepsi out of my wetbar that's, well, dry.

If you want a Google GMail account, FReepmail me.

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Re: your tag line: I've thought about it and thought about it, and I don't think it's the wheelchair that makes you look fat, I think it's that extra wide lard butt that makes you look fat...