To: LibWhacker
Perhaps we could interest the Germans in some good coon-hounds and shotguns?
2 posted on
10/27/2005 12:16:46 PM PDT by
clee1
(We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
To: LibWhacker
In another frightening development, officals have discovered that the raccoons have a fairly advanced rocket program as well.
To: LibWhacker
You only have to kill one of them. The rest will usually move on in search of safer foraging.
4 posted on
10/27/2005 12:18:07 PM PDT by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: LibWhacker
Nazi raccoons?
Weinstocknacht?
7 posted on
10/27/2005 12:19:44 PM PDT by
Riley
("Bother" said Pooh, as he fired the Claymores.)
To: LibWhacker
The nocturnal mammals descended on vineyards in the Brandenburg region, west of Berlin Guess they did not close the gate.
8 posted on
10/27/2005 12:20:49 PM PDT by
Michael.SF.
('That was the gift the president gave us, the gift of happiness, of being together,' Cindy Sheehan")
To: martin_fierro
9 posted on
10/27/2005 12:21:34 PM PDT by
Tijeras_Slim
(Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
To: LibWhacker
The animals were introduced by Nazi air force chief Hermann Goering in 1934 to 'enrich' Germany's fauna. I wonder if Goering was a drug addict in 1934 or did he start abusing morphine later.
To: LibWhacker
11 posted on
10/27/2005 12:23:09 PM PDT by
showme_the_Glory
(No more rhyming, and I mean it! ..Anybody got a peanut.....)
To: LibWhacker
Where's PETA when you need them?
To: LibWhacker
SHULTZ!
19 posted on
10/27/2005 12:29:14 PM PDT by
llevrok
(Drink your beer, damnit! There are sober people in Africa !)
To: LibWhacker
"grapes are a favourite snack of the stripy-tailed rodent."
Raccoons are not rodents. Maybe they've got this animal confused with some other animal. Maybe it's a giant communist rat, descended from animals released by Joseph Stalin.
To: LibWhacker
One of my friends in high school adopted a raccoon. Pretty cool, but don't piss him off. Her dad used to feed the skunks that were tipping over the trash cans. Yes, we're weird : )
I wouldn't be amused if it was my vineyard being ravaged, though.
27 posted on
10/27/2005 12:39:47 PM PDT by
TheSpottedOwl
("President Bush, start building that wall"!)
To: LibWhacker
...animals released by Hermann Goering..."As Odin is my witness, I thought racoons could fly."
37 posted on
10/27/2005 12:56:42 PM PDT by
decimon
To: LibWhacker
This has been posted before, I think, and it also gets posted from time to time on "furry" newsgroups. (A furry is a fan of anthromorphic animal cartoons. I am one...Typical furry newsgroup post title: "Unicorns Against Bush". I followed up with "Raccoons For Bush". Whenever this story pops up on a furry newsgroup, the comparisons of conservatives and Republicans to Nazis often follows, at which point I remind them that Nazi is short for National SOCIALIST, actually.
German word for raccoon is "waschbar" which I think literally means "washing bear" (washes food)
To: LibWhacker
Lots of rabid ones where I live. If you see one in daylight it is far safer to ensure the animal assumes room temperature than to risk any encounter.
43 posted on
10/27/2005 1:07:44 PM PDT by
rod1
To: LibWhacker
Probably going after the hyper-sweet late harvest grapes.
45 posted on
10/27/2005 1:25:22 PM PDT by
steveo
(Member: Fathers Against Rude Television)
To: LibWhacker
Time for the Krauts to import some pythons. We have plenty in Florida to give them. All they have to do is come to the 'Glades and pick 'em up.
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