DFU SONG: If I Were a Rich Man

DFU SONGS | 10-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYONE!

MIDI - IF I WERE A RICH MAN

If I were a rich one...an illegal immigrant who had a suitcase full of cash
I would be quite worried, my dear friends...Estrich has been talking trash

If I were a rich one...an illegal immigrant who's in a thousand dollar suit
I would be so careful where I went...she said Hillary would prosecute

Yes, on O'Reilly Susan opened her big mouth...out from it lots of garbage spewed
If she keeps blabbing, Hillary's hopes are screwed
'Cause we all know that anyone with a shoe size that is as big as Bob Lanier's
Could fit that foot in her big mouth, oh dear

If I were a rich one...an illegal immigrant who had a house in West L.A.
I would play it quite close to the vest...I would watch the things I say

If I were a rich one...an illegal immigrant who owned a great big SUV
I would drive it very, very slow...and I'd stay away from Hillary

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LINK TO VIDEO OF ESTRICH LOOKING LIKE A FOOL ON O'REILLY

BILL: What about illegal immigration?

SUSAN: She has taken a much tougher stance there as well.

BILL: Susan, Susan, what's the tougher stance? What is she going to do?

SUSAN (having a tough time): Well, I think she is going to prosecute. But I don't think she is going --

BILL: Prosecute who?

SUSAN: Prosecute illegal immigrants.

BILL: Really? Hillary Clinton is prosecute to poor illegal immigrants?! Really?

SUSAN (uncomfortable): Not the poor ones -- not the poor ones -- just the rich ones.

BILL: Let's put it down we don't know what she will do down the border. She is --

BILL: You write a book 'The Case for Hillary Clinton', and you don't know what Hillary Clinton thinks about anything.

SUSAN: Yeah, I can.

BILL: Let me ask you another one.

[dorathexplorer]

Typical from the Democratic Party. They more they all shout their hatred, the more the move off the map.

[dorathexplorer]

Ok, I'm dislexic today....

THE more they all shout their hatred, the more THEY move off the map.

[dhs12345]

"Not the poor ones -- not the poor ones -- just the rich ones"

LOL!

Wonder how many illegals are rich? She is getting her mantras mixed up.

[manwiththehands]

[Rocketwolf68]

Was it me, or did it appear ol' susan was mainlining the smirnoff last night? If it gets any worse, we are going to have to have Susan introduce herself- "Hi, I'm Susan Estrich, and I'm a lib-o'holic..."

[doug from upland]

I basically don't watch TV, so I don't have cable. I did, however, see the 4-minute clip online. Something is going on with her. I don't know if it was booze. Maybe she started drinking over the eBay ad

[Conservababe]

Do you still have that insulting ad of yours on e-bay? You should be ashamed of yourself.

[doug from upland]

This one is a new ad. The other was was pulled for "deceptive headline" or some such. So, the problem was corrected.

After 9 bids and 1100 views on the first one, I was almost feeling a little ashamed. Then I went back and read an article Estrich wrote in which she discredited a group of heroes, using the term "Swift Boat assassins." That takes away any shame. She deserves it.

Maybe Susan should be ashamed. She is the one siding with the rapist against a fellow rape survivor so she can advance her agenda. That is where the shame lies.

[Conservababe]

You have a lot of gall trying to make money off a rape victim...no matter her politics. Can't you stand up and debate politics and ideology like a man without resorting to this low level of indecency?

[doug from upland]

Pardon me, Ms. flamethrower, but the money is going to our favorite conservative website, not my pocket.

[Conservababe]

Oh don't pull that "flame thrower" crappola with me. It is soooo liberal and all, you know.

I am vehemently disagreeing with you as to your tacky ad on e-bay using FreeRepublic as an excuse to abuse a rape victim. You are only angry that she did not play to your fiddle and now you are abusing her.

Yes, you are sexually abusing her on e-bay, just as she was abused sexually by a rape.

[doug from upland]

I was very surprised by Estrich's response. I never thought she'd answer. I will take seriously your psychoanalysis and consider whether I am the one who is angry. I'm not feeling anger at Estrich. I'm feeling confusion about how she is selling out her beliefs on the altar of Clintonism.

Juanita is the one who is really angry. She wants to not only talk to Estrich, she wants to do it in person. Estrich essentially called her a liar on the radio. She sided with the rapist and has refused to even hear from the victim. Hillary the feminist allowed her husband to abuse women and never said a thing. Behind the scenes, she abused the victims again.

In fact, the one who is still being abused is Juanita. So is Kathleen Willey. And they are not going to take it any more from the Clintons and their machine. They are taking control and gaining strength from each other. They want to confront Hillary in public and get some answers from her.

For her agenda, Estrich has shilled for the Clintons. Because she is a rape survivor, they can trot her out there and make believe he is not a sexual predator. She has made that decision. It is sickening.

I don't know yet quite how to evaluate the concept of eBay sexual abuse, but I'll think about it and perhaps discuss it in my next therapy session or during electroshock treatment.

Thanks for your input.

[Conservababe]

Why don't you just let the women speak for themselves if they wish? Are you their professional spokesman? I think the last thing they need in their lives is a cocky little rooster, such as you, providing lurid details of their rapes.

[doug from upland]

Thanks for your input. There is much I need to contemplate. May I call on you for advice from time to time?