Scranton?
I can't hear that name without instantly thinking of that Harry Chapin Song... "30,000 Lbs. of Bananas".
I don't know if I know the song, but the name Scranton is far better known across the state.
If he wins the primary, he will lose the general. If Fast Eddie is caught in a hotel room with a young girl and a goat, maybe we have a chance. (maybe not though)
But this is PA. He will get re-elected by a large margin.