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The GrandMaster has requested that I remind you that by contract your services are required on other threads of an intellectually more stimulating nature. He does not object to your debating people who work at sawmills or even the occasional intersection squeegee performance artist, so long as you do so on your own time.

Should any further reminders be required from this office, you should be advised that it will result in a disciplinary memo being placed in your permanent file at DCHQ. We trust that this notice shall be sufficient to cure the proximate contractual deficiency.