[anonymous_user]

Sometimes the broad side of the barn is safe!

You gotta do the "Texas sharpshooter" trick. Shoot the barn four or five times, THEN draw the bullseye. ;)

[Rummyfan]

LOL! I'll try that!

[yarddog]

I remember a sharpshooter putting on an exhibition when I was a kid. He was great at hitting thrown targets.

Once he threw a large washer and said he would shoot right through the hole. Of course after he did it, someone suggested that he was just missing the whole target.

He had obviously used this as a set up because he then said he would just nick the inside of the washer and proceded to do just that.

I still think it may have been some sort of trick but not sure.

[exile]

I heard that they're going to remake all of the Bond Films

Dr. No Means No
From Russia With Love of Shoes
Goldfinger - Tee-Hee
Thunderball - Oh you!
You Only Love Bryce
On Her Majesty's Secret Fashion Police
STD's Are Forever
Live and Let Dye
The Man with the Golden (fill in blank with phalic reference)
The Spy Who Loved Shopping
Big hairy Moonraker
For Your Eyes Only - I'm talking to you Lance!
Octopussy (Ewww Girls!)
A View to a Lovely Bed and Breakfast
The Living Daylights - Really bring out the Blue in Your Eyes
Licence to Shop
GoldenEye and Muscular Torso
Tomorrow Never Dies (That one was pretty gay to begin with)
The World is Not Enough, We Want Shoes too!
Die Another Day - Tonight we Dance!
Casino Royale - the Sigfried & Roy Story