There are companies now that make DNA, insert it into cell nuclei, and make living bacteria. Your sources are wrong.
Also chemistry is not random. Point out a long chain oxygen molecule for me. If you can.
Evolution became in a sense a scientific religion; almost all scientists have accepted it and many are prepared to bend their observations to fit in with it.*H. Lipson, A Physicist Looks at Evolution, Physics Bulletin 31 (1980), p. 138
And that's kind of like what you are doing, "bending to fit."