This post reminds me of a joke,( that I put on the other thread) and I can't remember the comic's name who did it to give them the credit.....
"When I die, I want to die quietly in my sleep, like my grandfather, and not screaming hysterically like the passengers who were riding in his car........."
I think that was Jack Handey's "Deep Thoughts" series that was on "Saturday Night Live" years ago.