Get rid of Smith and his partner Weston, Colt and Winchester, those Germans Glock and Luger.
Or just interbreed... My Irish ancestors apparently did. Unfortunately, it was my sisters who got the olive-tinted, tanned-by-the-first-sunny-weekend-in-april complexion. I'm stuck with the worst skin type on the planet. Oh, it looks okay if I stay out of the sun, exercise, good diet.. you know, work at it.
So I'll advocate for Northern European Culture. I just want darker, better skin...