Ms. Miller, dear, your hair is looking a little flat and your makeup needs to be re-done so the shine will go away.
My wife's beauticians can hook you right up! She hired four of the best.
They'll get rid of that frizz, touch up your makeup, and give you a manicure/pedicure.
Oh, they can do white hair as well. So, sit down and shut up. You need to be beautified! At least you look better than Mother Sheehan. *BLECHT!* There ain't enough beautification in the world to help that thing.
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