[Dimensio]

So what is your evidence that your parents, grandparents or great...great grandparents were apes?

Humans are apes. QED.

Do you have some unusual habits like eating 50 bananas a day, have a tendency to let your knuckles drag on the ground, have curious urges to climb trees or pound on your chest?

No. Do you have a serious question, or is your entire perception of evolution a total strawman?

[daviscupper]

Take it easy. It is humor, maybe a poor attempt at humor. No offense intended.

[AndrewC]

Humans are apes. QED.

I don't think so.

ape    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (p)
n.

1. 1. Any of various large, tailless Old World primates of the family Pongidae, including the chimpanzee, gorilla, gibbon, and orangutan.
   2. A monkey.
2. A mimic or imitator.
3. Informal. A clumsy or boorish person.

http://www.britannica.com/eb/article-67269 ----(human evolution)

Hominidae are distinguished from Pongidae (anthropoid apes) by evolutionary trends that illustrate the adaptations of each for different environmental situations.