[Oratam]

“I've been a professor of African Studies for years now, and I've studied and developed my talent for writing music, and I've written lots of songs. Here's a song I'm gonna sing which is the sum of my philosophy:"

I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see,

I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.

When I kill all the whities I see, then whitey he won't bother me,

I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.

Then I'll get a white woman who's wearing a navy blue sweater.

[Does anyone remember the Saturday Night Live sketch where Peter Cook is a London stage director casting a prison production of "Gigi?" In this updated version, Garrett Morris plays professor what's-his-name.]

[the OlLine Rebel]

There's a professor in Gigi?