Exterminating Whitey

Townhall.com ^ | Oct 21, 2005 | Mike S. Adams

[Rummyfan]

More evidence of the nonsense that passes for higher education. How these charlatans become 'professors'?

[Brilliant]

They are hired by people who are just like them.

[gridlock]

And, while you’re at it, ask them why they hired a genocidal racist in the first place.

Because he represents the latest thinking in the field of African Studies, perhaps?

[Thrusher]

Hey, look guys, I'm a white person, and I just want to say that I feel really left out. I mean, apparently us white people have all of these cool retinal scans, DNA banks, special "monitoring" of black people, secret decoder rings, high-tech black helicopters that blow up levees without leaving any trace evidence whatsoever, secret handshakes, alien bodies hidden at Area 51, and all this other cool stuff.

So, why am I not being invited to all the meetings? Why am I being left out? Did I not get the memo? Do I need to fill out some kind of application or something?

/sarc

[the OlLine Rebel]

To avoid missing any part of a discussion, why don't we all congregate on 1 thread:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1506538/posts

[antisocial]

Did anyone see 20/20 last night? They featured a story about twin girls that were white supremacists, then discussed the riots in Toledo, Ohio. They never mentioned the fact that the white supremacists left before the riots started. They also never mentioned anything about Black hate groups, but repeatedly referred to white hate groups.
I'm waiting for them to do a story on the New Black Panthers. I won't hold my breath!

[L98Fiero]

"They also never mentioned anything about Black hate groups,"

Don't you mean Black Activist groups. I don't think I have ever heard of a Black Hate group. /sarc

[NeonKnight]

So, why am I not being invited to all the meetings? Why am I being left out? Did I not get the memo? Do I need to fill out some kind of application or something?

We discussed this at the last meeting. We are a little unsure about your ancestory.

[Dallas59]

What are they going to do with all the Mexicans after we are gone?

[longtermmemmory]

BUMP

How about putting this on the "just damn" list?

[Thrusher]

We discussed this at the last meeting. We are a little unsure about your ancestory.

I knew this would come out.

Yes, my great-great-grandfather was... French.

But it's not my fault! You can't hold that against me! Just because I have a little frog in my genes shouldn't mean I don't get to play with the retinal scans!



The preceding is what is referred to as a "joke" -- something humorously said or done to evoke laughter or amusement. It is also self-deprecating humor because I do, in fact, have French (Cajun) ancestry. There is also a very subtle double-entendre hidden in there that I, for one, think is particularly funny. If any of the preceding stirs your moral outrage, offends your delicate sensibilites, or otherwise gets your panties in a wad, please see a doctor immediately because it's highly likely that you may have Hedinazz Syndrome. There is no Constitutional right not to be offended, no matter how many libs [or even "trust me, she's a conservative" stealth nominees who may end up being weak-kneed, follow-the-majority moderates] are on the Supreme Court. Life is short, political correctness is stupid, and your mother is a hippie!

[Comus]

Big D, Do you know the last words heard from inside the Alamo?

"Where in the hell did all those f,ing roofers come from."

[oh8eleven]

Don't you mean Black Activist groups. I don't think I have ever heard of a Black Hate group.
They're referred to as "youth groups."

[Pietro]

Look, its not for me to say why you didn't get the memo but if you insist on writing unsubtle double entendres I'm afraid we'll have no recourse but to assign you to a year on the writing staff of "King of Queens"

Let this be the last warning.

[Pietro]

Look, its not for me to say why you didn't get the memo but if you insist on writing unsubtle double entendres I'm afraid we'll have no recourse but to assign you to a year on the writing staff of "King of Queens"

Let this be the last warning.

[facedown]

Just as stupid as before.

[WasDougsLamb]

We have to exterminate white people off the face of the planet


----Hey, if they do that , who the heck is gonna feed ,clothe, and house them ? (just kiddin)????

[Oratam]

“I've been a professor of African Studies for years now, and I've studied and developed my talent for writing music, and I've written lots of songs. Here's a song I'm gonna sing which is the sum of my philosophy:"

I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see,

I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.

When I kill all the whities I see, then whitey he won't bother me,

I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.

Then I'll get a white woman who's wearing a navy blue sweater.

[Does anyone remember the Saturday Night Live sketch where Peter Cook is a London stage director casting a prison production of "Gigi?" In this updated version, Garrett Morris plays professor what's-his-name.]