[highimpact]

It's a good thing I keep my guns locked in a steel safe. They're always accidentally firing on their own. Last night they went through seven boxes of ammunition. It sounded like a war zone in my closet. I just hope they don't figure out how to go fully automatic.

[Muzzle_em]

Yep, those guns are always going off on their own.
Reminds me of the rogue, driverless SUVs that are always running over folks.

[steveo]

Just hope they don't learn how to unlock the door!

[Chinito]

"It's a good thing I keep my guns locked in a steel safe. They're always accidentally firing on their own. Last night they went through seven boxes of ammunition. It sounded like a war zone in my closet. I just hope they don't figure out how to go fully automatic."

I do the same thing. Always afraid that the guns will get together with my stupid SUV and go out and do drive-bys....

[fuzzthatwuz]

"I just hope they don't figure out how to go fully automatic..."

More importantly, you better hope that they don't learn how to open the safe door! That German-Swiss feller,Sig Sauer, is a wily one.

[going hot]

that's why the safe is so important. Allows one to get sleep at night without the worry of the guns going on a midnight raid.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

It's a good thing I keep my guns locked in a steel safe. They're always accidentally firing on their own.

Then you should get yourself one of these to catch them in the act: Smith & Wesson Gun-Cam