Northern is a direction, Southern is a way of life.
If you really believe that, you've haven't lived fur'nuff north, long enough to get into that lifestyle. Like the poster stated, I'll paraphrase; "Some people aren't dumb enough to run around all winter kicking balls in the snow." :^)
Amen. And a great one at that. After visiting family up North, it's great to pull into the first toll booth in Virginia and actually have someone be polite.