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[David Wright]teaches in the MFA program at the University of Illinois, Champaign-Urbana.

MFA program UICU

IOW, Wright is a professor of fiction.

[Colonel Kangaroo]

I'd say he was a creative writer to make such a point out of people who happen to like car races, but for the fact that we've heard that tune before from leftists. But Mr. Wright should get points for his sheer gall in the magnificent breath of his thesis.