"Fiddler On the Roof" opens in Tehran. "If I were a Jihadist....bidee-bidee-bomb-bomb. I would sit around all day and...Bidee-BOOM!" (For those not int the know, "Fiddler" is a musical about a Jewish peasant.
Yeah, come on all of you, jihad men,
Uncle Saddam needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Bagdad slam.
So put down your burkas and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is t'free Saddam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Time we all got filled with hate
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Allah Ahkbar! we're all gonna die.
Looks more like "Piddler on The Hoof"!