Tin foil hat Bircher? Naw, more likely a lock and load Chronicle of Culture Groupie. I'll bet you'll have a blast at Halloween staying up late and sharing Bilderberger horror tales with your friends.
With all those boogeymen chasing you, be careful not to back yourself into that narrow crack in the political spectrum through which most of the small, irrelevant political particles seem to fall.
You still missed at least one more though.