Rats,
Now I might have to go do a bong hit just to be rebellious.
We will devote the entire nation's resources to finding you and stopping you from getting high. It's what the founding fathers wanted. That's why they made a footnote at the end of the bill of rights that says "all of the above may be thrown out if it's to catch drug users or terrorists." You just haven't seen the footnote because it's written in Captain Crunch invisible ink.