[Melas]

If your appearance strikes fear into the hearts of young mothers going about their daily business, that's just tough titty, eh? It's a free country, and you have a perfect right to go around scaring perfect strangers, that about it?

I hereby dub thee, "Captain Melodrama", patron hero of drama queens everywhere. I mean with all the heart striking fear and everything, sure I'm a monster of horrible proportions to hear you talk.

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"I hereby dub thee, "Captain Melodrama", patron hero of drama queens everywhere."

And I hereby dub you "Captain Me," idol of the self-involved and inconsiderate.

"I mean with all the heart striking fear and everything, sure I'm a monster of horrible proportions to hear you talk."

To some people, you are frightening. Attempts to brush that off with prattle about "drama queens" doesn't alter the reality.

You choose to dress in a way that frightens people, and it seems that it doesn't bother you a bit to do them that injury.