[Nextrush]

The good old York Daily Rectum. A source of factual information every day. I used to read about the Pope being
infallible, now science is infallible. We can't know for sure what the weather will be more than a few days ahead.
We change weather forecasts every six hours. But we know
what happened a long time ago for certain (evolution). When
I went to public school in York County 30 years all points
of view were presented. They even used the G word.

[BMCDA]

When I went to public school in York County 30 years all points of view were presented. They even used the G word.

All views? Really?
Even Last Thursdayism?

[si tacuissem]

We change weather forecasts every six hours. But we know what happened a long time ago for certain (evolution).

And it is impossible to say where I will be in a month from now, but one could find out where I was a month ago - detectives answer such a question for money.
Therefore, looking-back is a science (e.g., Paleobiology), looking-forward in a distant future an art usually practiced by charlatans (e.g., chiromancers).

[Coyoteman]

I went to public school in York County 30 years

Hmmmm. I graduated in 12.

[laredo44]

I used to read about the Pope being infallible, now science is infallible.

Lying doesn't help your credibility.