1. The Big Bang
2. Nobody created it.
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>>>1. The Big Bang<<<
The Big Bang? A big bang from what?
>>>2. Nobody created it.<<<
I get it. It magically appeared out of thin air. Wait, there was no air in those days...
Okay, it magically appeared out of thin nothing.
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