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We made my friend pretend to be retarded so we could talk our way into a Paul Simon benefit concert for Bill Bradley (naturally, we didn't want to pay.)

We also correctly figured that nobody would search him (he was about 250 lbs, temporarily non-verbal, and drooling down the front of his shirt), so he was able to sneak in about three six packs under his winter clothes. If we had a wheelchair, we definitely could have gotten in a case and a half.

It was a great show, and they stuck us in a private press box, because they were afraid of him.

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We made my friend pretend to be retarded

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
it was probably sarcasm)

[Hoodlum91]

That's one of the best stories I've heard in a while!

[Osage Orange]

Back in the 70's I had a friend that used to go to the Anaheim Angels games.....with a broom and a orange jumpsuit. He would put the jumpsuit on and just "broom" his way into the stadium. Then stash his "equipment" and watch the games.