[Stoat]

I like his choice of words. "Belching" might be a bit better, but even "spouting" inasmuch as it normally applies to liquid matter, is highly suggestive

Spew?  Projectile vomit?  Vile, anti-Semitic diarrhea?

[sheik yerbouty]

Verbal flatulence..

[GSlob]

Yep. Dehydrating diarrhea, normally associated with cholera or maybe a severe food poisoning. Hopefully there's no queue in the bathroom he's using.