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FReeper Canteen ~ Pancakes on Wednesday ~ October 19, 2005
Guest Chef Spotsybelle
Posted on 10/18/2005 8:02:02 PM PDT by Spotsy
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To: tomkow6
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls".
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight ... "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12 o'clock. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said we need a new cuckoo clock. When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit!", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted.
461
posted on
10/19/2005 8:36:57 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)
To: bentfeather
462
posted on
10/19/2005 8:40:14 AM PDT
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: StarCMC
Awesome, Lady!! If you'd left the comma out, I'd agree more enthusiasitcally because she sure does look like an awesome lady!
463
posted on
10/19/2005 8:48:12 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)
To: Lady Jag
464
posted on
10/19/2005 8:57:31 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ Serving Those Who Serve Us ~ ...)
To: LUV W
God bless our military. They make us even more blessed.
465
posted on
10/19/2005 9:03:58 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)
To: Lady Jag
Well i tworks both ways for me!! ;o)
466
posted on
10/19/2005 9:04:05 AM PDT
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: tomkow6
mernin' tomtom!
467
posted on
10/19/2005 9:13:37 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)
To: bentfeather
Morning, Bent Babe!
This looks like you and a friend:
468
posted on
10/19/2005 9:15:21 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)
To: Lady Jag
469
posted on
10/19/2005 9:36:52 AM PDT
by
Mrs.Nooseman
(Tony Snow and Mark Levin fan)
To: StarCMC; bentfeather
CRAWLING!!! Slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
470
posted on
10/19/2005 9:42:37 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)
To: Lady Jag
WOW, great graphic.
What's up today Lady??
I have gray skies and a newsletter to do. Ugh.
471
posted on
10/19/2005 9:43:22 AM PDT
by
Soaring Feather
(If down is up, is up, down. Feathers in the wind.)
To: Mrs.Nooseman
Hi Mrs. Noosey! How's it going?
472
posted on
10/19/2005 9:46:30 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)
To: bentfeather
It's a beautiful day, probably the best of the upcoming seven, and I'm too zonked from class last night to appreciate it in the way it deserves. On top of that, FR is slow enough that I can doze off waiting for a post to load, so we can call it a cozy day.
473
posted on
10/19/2005 9:54:47 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)
To: Lady Jag
We had sun earlier today, but it quickly faded away under those rain clouds.
Well, all in all, it's not too, bad today. It is what it is.
474
posted on
10/19/2005 10:00:06 AM PDT
by
Soaring Feather
(If down is up, is up, down. Feathers in the wind.)
To: acad1228
Thanks for Da Blues. Goodies!!
475
posted on
10/19/2005 10:03:00 AM PDT
by
Soaring Feather
(If down is up, is up, down. Feathers in the wind.)
To: bentfeather
Amazing the stuff the leftstream invents, isn't it? I understand Nov 1-8 is National Homeless Week.....still looking for a greeting card for that one!
476
posted on
10/19/2005 10:10:26 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
(When liberals speak I hear the Vonage music playing.....woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo....)
To: txradioguy; tomkow6; All
Yeah I know that judge TXRG he is far leftist in Spanish judical system he is same dude that try get Pincohet be try in Spain I am so serious
Real reason is that guy shot and kill because he didn't listen to what soldiers told him because of language barrier that they reporting on SKY news according to report him speaking Spanish and them yelling in English GET DOWN
Don't blame us if you going hang out with US army they get order in English only
Also report off BBC wire why Saddam trial was adjorn until November because some witnesses are scare of Saddam what there no SVU unit in Iraq HELLO
Tass news wire reporting overnight last night Hosuu Island of Japan got nail by Earthquake ANOTHER ONE YES I KNOW
NOOO TOMKOW no Godzilla NOT YET
477
posted on
10/19/2005 10:20:42 AM PDT
by
SevenofNine
("Not everybody in, it, for truth, justice, and the American way,"= Det Lennie Briscoe)
To: tomkow6; All
Tomkow that remind me of another Hollywood story about the lady that jump off Hollywood sign they said she haunt this sign to this day
There is legendary Hollywood hotel name escape me that some of ghost of Hollywood stars still haunt hotel
478
posted on
10/19/2005 10:25:30 AM PDT
by
SevenofNine
("Not everybody in, it, for truth, justice, and the American way,"= Det Lennie Briscoe)
To: StarCMC; tomkow6; All
OH OH LOLOL!
Some Cubs fan won't like this LOL!
Well report off Tass news wire look like KGB cops busted one of dude may be connect to last week terror smackdown in Nabluk Russia
479
posted on
10/19/2005 10:28:10 AM PDT
by
SevenofNine
("Not everybody in, it, for truth, justice, and the American way,"= Det Lennie Briscoe)
To: NRA1995
still looking for a greeting card for that one!
ROFLOL!!!
480
posted on
10/19/2005 10:33:40 AM PDT
by
Soaring Feather
(If down is up, is up, down. Feathers in the wind.)
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