[MineralMan]

"Every time that I attempt to build a shrine to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I wind up covering it with shaved parmesan and consuming it. Sigh."

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Well, there is that problem, certainly. You see, here again, we have evidence of the superiority of the Invisible Pink Flamingo. Its shrines are inedible, and therefore are commonplace.

So many people in my neighborhood are devotees, that I suspect IPF worshippers outnumber Lutherans here in MN. It must be one of the fastest growing faiths on the planet.

Many stores sell the sculptures that represent the IPF. Far more than sell replicas of the FSM.

It's the IPF, I tell you!

[dmz]

Ha! You are SSSOOOOO wrong.

I can go to literally dozens of outlets in which I can receive the sacrements of the FSM. I can go to any grocery store and purchase the fixings to make my own offering to the FSM.

Way more available than IPFs.