But ... but ... why are there still monkeys?
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"DON'T FEED THE GOON-SQUAD TROLLS!"
Very difficult to feed trolls. According to trusted sources, trolls became extinct 173 BCE. The last troll lived near Trondheim, Norway, under a low bridge, and was killed by Ole Svenson, who used a cudgel to break its neck. He then made a drinking cup of its skull and enjoyed drinking mead from it until he died of old age. The skull was lost, but may have been transported to the USA in an immigrant's chest sometime in the 1950s. I am searching for it now.