The ugliest woman I ever saw was in a cathouse in Cannes, France.
You saw a woman in a cathouse, you say? Whatever were you doing there?
And what were you doing in a cathouse in Cannes, France?
My husband and I were walking on the Right Bank in Paris a few years ago when we strayed into a redlight district. I'll never forget the evil-looking elderly prostitute (or madam) standing in the window in a black dress. She looked exactly like Cloris Leachman in "High Anxiety." Give me those 11th Avenue hookers any day!