One question about this hate crime BS. How is it poroven that you are or are not queer?
poroven = proven
The insurance industry has a super-secret test they give that will tell with 99.99% accuracy whether someone is a poofster or not. I don't really know how it works, but it is called the "Judy Garland Proclivity Test". They supposedly show the person being tested pictures of Liberace, Siegfried and Roy, and Whoopi Goldberg while playing classic showtunes and taking a reading from something called a "Fabulous Meter". It's all very technical.
Time will tell, Hebrews 9:27
Once, a private eye
was tracking a missing boy.
Some leads took him to
a ritzy, gay club.
The PI never got in
because, at the door,
the club had a test:
Entering, would-be members
had to kneel down and
convince the doorman
that they weren't faking gay . . .
(The PI called in
an associate
who was gay, checked out the club,
and developed leads
that got back the boy.)
So, the issue of "testing"
is not a new one . . .