We keep voting for Republicans because one day they will control the Presidency, the House of Representatives, and the Senate and then we will get a return to Federalism, a balanced budget, term limits, a Fair Tax, Deregulation, elimination of environmental extremism, restoration of property rights, highly-qualified nominees to the SCOTUS who will be well-known Jurists with an authentic jurisprudential philosophy and a clear record of rulings anchored in Constitutional probity. You just wait and see what happens once Republicans get some power
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