[humblegunner]

Never underestimate the power of global warming.

Do not taunt global warming.

[AbeKrieger]

Do not taunt global warming.

You do not want to face the wrath of a warmed globe. And this globe will warm or cool as it sees fit, in spite of what these little bugs on the surface try to do.

[SpinnerWebb]

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to global warming.

Caution: global warming may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Global warming contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use global warming on concrete.

Discontinue use of global warming if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations


If global warming begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Global warming may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, global warming should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of global warming, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of global warming include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Global warming has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt global warming.

Global warming comes with a lifetime guarantee.