"Has Behe soiled himself yet?"
You'll never know. I heard someone saw him leaving a Walgreens with a box of heavy duty Depends.
Now, that could be a false report, but someone forwarded it to me in email, so it's probably true. </sarcasm>
Let's not forget that the ACLU lost in the "monkey trial". Real scientist allowed Darwin's folly to be taught as a legitimate theory. Now this hoax is being challenged and the ACLU is on the receiving end. It appears that the shoe is on the other foot.