I had to smile, as I read this, as you've perfectly also illustrated the "quagmire in Iraq" Libbies -- who would far rather see more attacks on America and American citizens as in their pursuit of GETTING at President Bush.
The uber liberals, the uber of the uber-est, however, wish America to become as a 3rd world country.
At a meeting in Berkeley, in the past, a guy kept passing wind while sitting next to me. I suggested he take a walk. He suggested I not get "uptight" as he was a total tofu-organie-freak, therefore, his flatulence was holy.
Gee, is "uptight" the Berkley term for "prefer not to smell feces?"
Sounds like a little creative belligerence was called for...