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To: The Mayor
Now I'm off to bed, eyes are getting blurry. (Ah, the perfect segway!)



HITS OF THE 60'S

It was fun being a baby boomer ... until now.

Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:


1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver .

8. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

12. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

13. Abba--- Denture Queen.

14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

16. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again

17. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To.



BTW, Rus, best wishes for your new campaign.
36 posted on 10/17/2005 7:40:41 AM PDT by OESY
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To: OESY; Goodgirlinred; Iowa Granny; bevlar; pollyshy; LadyX; Colonial Warrior; HUSHPUPPY; ...

Those were great Oesy..Regarding remembering these songs & the RELATED IDEA of we, the aged & aging in general.. I came across this EMail this AM.. thought it had some good thoughts. I have a "significant" birthday upcoming soon & I would be fibbin' to say it is NOT on my mind bigtime. /d

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The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old.

I was taken aback for I do not think of myself as old.

Upon seeing my reaction, she was immediately embarrassed, but I explained
that it was an interesting question and I would ponder it, and let her know.
Old age, I decided, is a gift.

I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always
wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometimes despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy
eyes, and the sagging bottom.

And often I am taken aback by the old person that lives in my mirror, but I
don't agonize over those things for long. I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly.

As I've aged, I've become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself.
I've become my own friend.

I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed,
or for buying that silly cement pig that I didn't need, but looks so cute on
my porch.

I am entitled to overeat, to be messy, to be extravagant.

I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before they
understood the great freedom that comes with aging.

Whose business is it if I choose to read until 4 a.m., and sleep until noon?
I will dance with myself to those wonderful tunes of the 60's, and if I at
the same time wish to weep over a lost love, I will.

I will walk the beach in a swimsuit that is stretched over a bulging body,
and will dive into the waves with abandon if I choose to, despite the
pitying glances from the bikini set.

They, too, will get old.

I know I am sometimes forgetful. But there again, some of life is just as
well forgotten-and I eventually remember the important things.

Sure, over the years my heart has been broken. How can your heart not break
when you lose a loved one, or when a child suffers, or even when a beloved
pet gets hit by a car? But broken hearts are what give us strength and
understanding and compassion.

A heart never broken is pristine and sterile and will never know the joy of
being imperfect.

I am so blessed to have lived long enough to have my hair turn gray, and to
have my youthful laughs be forever etched into deep grooves on my face.
So many have never laughed, and so many have died before their hair could
turn silver. I can say "no", and mean it. I can say "yes", and mean it.
As you get older, it is easier to be positive. You care less about what
other people think.

I don't question myself anymore. I've even earned the right to be wrong.
So, to answer your question, I like being old. It has set me free. I like
the person I have become.

I am not going to live forever, but while I am still here, I will not waste
time lamenting what could have been, or worrying about what will be.
AND I SHALL EAT DESSERT EVERY SINGLE DAY !


39 posted on 10/17/2005 7:48:57 AM PDT by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your s God is!)
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To: OESY

Thanks OESY! LOL!!!

Yes we are stirring up the pot here.


60 posted on 10/17/2005 6:21:52 PM PDT by The Mayor ( Pray as if everything depends on God; work as if everything depends on you.)
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