Unless you think the Red Coats are a risk of coming again, Mercy and Lands sakes!
And btw, 'hem. Those 4,000 soldiers...and General Ross... of the British Empire were not precisely "illegal aliens." They were soldiers, and an raiding force.Trivializing one of the early traumas of our nation's history from 1814...is not cool. Which hazard was cut short by divine intervention apparently as God chased the Red Coats out with a timely hurricane...but not before the damage was done...
Wait, going back 194 years is silly but going back 14 years is serious. I think I follow you now...