Heh. You and me both.
It is not that I do not have emotions it is more that I must be strong as steel always, for myself but more importantly for others. No matter what happens or how bad things get, people expect me to be a rock and gain strength from the fact that I remain as such under the most adverse of conditions. That is one of the burdens real men must carry for the benefit of others, but requires a fortitude and constitution that few appreciate.
I used to have a horrible boss. He must have thought I had a bladder about the size of a pea. Whenever he would upset me and I felt I was losing control I would quietly excuse myself to go to the bathroom. One day the jerk made me cry. Afterwards I looked in the mirror to fix my face and all I could think about was how crying made the green in my eyes sparkle and how pretty they were. He just looked at me when I came out laughing.