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Guys and electric guitars go together (Dave Barry)
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Posted on 10/15/2005 5:41:45 PM PDT by nuconvert
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I was away and didn't get to post last Sunday's Dave Barry, so here it is.
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posted on
10/15/2005 5:41:46 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
To: nuconvert
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posted on
10/15/2005 5:46:39 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
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To: nuconvert
As we get even older, we're going to need specialized equipment; somebody's going to make a killing selling amplifiers that have large, easy-to-read numbers on the knobs, so we can make sure they're turned all the way up. To 11.
Old Fender Telecasters and tweed amps rule, btw.
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posted on
10/15/2005 5:47:46 PM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
To: Boxsford; Ditter; Irish Rose
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posted on
10/15/2005 5:48:29 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: nuconvert
Men and electric guitars, excellent. The only thing that's as much of a rush is cutting steel with fire!.........yea baby!
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posted on
10/15/2005 5:49:00 PM PDT
by
Decepticon
(The average age of the world's great civilizations has been 200 years......(NRA)
To: Mr. Mojo
"Old Fender Telecasters and tweed amps rule, btw."
;~ )
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posted on
10/15/2005 5:49:18 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: nuconvert
"Old Fender Telecasters and tweed amps rule, btw." I don't know, I have this "thing", a Metaltronix from Lee Jackson (hey, I wanted LOUD), it's beyond description...it's so friggin LOUD that all you want to do is turn it down (now that I'm old), forget distortion, your head will explode before this thing starts to distort....LOL. On the other hand I have an old Gemini VI that gets some cool tones....now that I'm old........
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posted on
10/15/2005 6:03:48 PM PDT
by
Decepticon
(The average age of the world's great civilizations has been 200 years......(NRA)
To: Fiddlstix
Les Paul, and a Marshall half stack for a practice amp.
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posted on
10/15/2005 7:00:47 PM PDT
by
FreedomFarmer
(An assault rifle is used for ilk hunting.)
To: Mr. Mojo
I'll go with the tele-cat, but plug it into a Leslie (Hammomd B3) and let-er-rip.
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posted on
10/15/2005 7:26:36 PM PDT
by
Texas WOP
To: FreedomFarmer
Les Paul Custom with a Fender Bandmaster amp. Traded one off, other was stolen. Haven't picked in years.
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posted on
10/15/2005 7:51:36 PM PDT
by
gcruse
(http://gcruse.typepad.com/)
To: Texas WOP
"..."These go to 11...It's one louder."
For when you need to be really loud.
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posted on
10/15/2005 7:52:45 PM PDT
by
Edison
Just remember the first rule of Rock and Roll - If you can't play good, PLAY LOUD.
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posted on
10/15/2005 7:57:58 PM PDT
by
WI Fire
To: nuconvert
Acoustic-electric for me please.
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posted on
10/15/2005 8:01:04 PM PDT
by
AndrewB
To: nuconvert
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posted on
10/15/2005 8:01:06 PM PDT
by
F14 Pilot
(Democracy is a process not a product)
To: Edison
Understood, but the Tall Boy has 4 horns spinning like banshees.
To: nuconvert
My favorite toy.....the Carvin LB-75 5-string bass. I'll take one of these babies over ANYTHING Fender has to offer....
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posted on
10/15/2005 8:20:01 PM PDT
by
NRA1995
(When liberals speak I hear the Vonage music playing.....woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo....)
To: nuconvert
Dave Berry should have won a Nobel or Pulitzer prize for literature for his brilliance. Funniest guy on the planet excepting that nutcase running North Korea.
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posted on
10/15/2005 8:39:26 PM PDT
by
Rembrandt
(We would have won Viet Nam w/o Dim interference.)
To: nuconvert
I got a Les Paul Studio into one of 4 separate Carvin Pre's into an ADA cab. emulator. This month I'm buying a "Whisper Room" so that I can mix and record in a garden apt. at 2 in the morning!
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posted on
10/15/2005 8:44:13 PM PDT
by
TalBlack
To: TalBlack
My baby, a BC Rich Warlock Raven.
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posted on
10/15/2005 8:54:05 PM PDT
by
TypeZoNegative
(Future Minnesota Refugee)
To: nuconvert; shibumi
Well, duh.
You GOTTA have cowbell.
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posted on
10/15/2005 9:24:53 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Cursed with Second Sight)
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