"You'd be suprised what you can accomplish when you give a group of pissed off millers and lumberjacks rifles."
Did you see the West Wing episode where they invaded Canada? Frickin hillarious:
Sit Room Commander: "Well, the Mounties are armed with 45's and the hunters are carrying...shotguns?"
General: "And a few 50 cal sniper rifles, some night-vision goggles, and -- "
Aide: [snicker]
And how they solved the problem by threatening to yank their hunting liscenses for the year unless they withdrew. Yeah, those guys were from the west.