Translated into English, from the Original Double-Speak: "No, actually, I cannot rebut even so much as a single sentence of the article at hand. I stand revealed as a pompous, partisan, bloviating jackass, and -- more shamefully, still -- more lightweight than an eclair, intellectually. I have been (as the kids say) 'phoned, boned and owned'."
"What" and "ever," kiddo. In that order.