Send in the clowns? Dont' bother, they're there.
Two words.
Clown standards.
Clown Rulebook, EU 140-EU( rev. 10/05 ) For example, Sub-section 5-5, entitled, "Clown Shoes, Length and Width. Number of Lace Holes. "No authorized clown shoe, shall have width such that the safe use of Clown Car ( see chapter 44 ) Break and Acceleration peddles will be ....
Ah, the joys of universal edjumakation. So much time, so little work....what to do...what to do?