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Texas - have you seen this one?
email | 10/14 | anonymous

Posted on 10/14/2005 3:43:58 PM PDT by phatoldphart

When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions like, Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?"

They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched Dallas.

Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be.. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?

In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is some little bit of Texas in everyone.

Did you ever hear anyone in a bar go, "Wow...so you're from Iowa? Cool, tell me about it?" Do you know why? Because there's no place like Texas.

Texas is the Alamo. Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom. We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and James Bowie and Crockett and do you know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes. John Wayne paid to do the movie himself. That is the Spirit of Texas.

Texas is Sam Houston capturing Santa Ana at San Jacinto.

Texas is "Juneteenth" and Texas Independence Day.

Texas is huge forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett National Forest.

Texas is breathtaking mountains in the Big Bend.

Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas Hill Country.

Texas is the beautiful, warm beaches of the Gulf Coast of South Texas.

Texas is the shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas.

Texas is world record bass from places like Lake Fork.

Texas is Mexican food like nowhere else, not even Mexico.

Texas is the Fort Worth Stockyards, Bass Hall, the Ballpark in Arlington and the Astrodome.

Texas is larger-than-life legends like Michael DeBakey, Denton Cooley, Willie Nelson, Buddy Holly, Waylon Jennings, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristofferson, Tom Landry, Darrell Royal, Rick Husband, Eric Dickerson, Earl Campbell, Nolan Ryan, Sam Rayburn, Lyndon B.Johnson.

Texas is great companies like Dell Computer, Texas Instruments and Compaq. And LOCKHEED MARTIN AEROSPACE, Home of the F-16 Jet Fighter and the JSF Fighter.

Texas is NASA.

Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops.

Texas is skies blackened with doves, and fields full of deer.

Texas is a place where towns and cities shut down to watch the local High School Football game on Friday nights and for the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and for the Night In Old San Antonio River Parade in San Antonio. Texas is ocean beaches, deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies, and modern cities.

If it isn't in Texas, you probably don't need it.

NO ONE DOES ANYTHING BIGGER OR BETTER THAN IT'S DONE IN TEXAS.

By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U.S. that can fly its flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. Think about that for a second. You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland, California, or Maine and your state flag, whatever it is, goes at 17 feet. You fly the Stars and Stripes in front of Pine Tree High in Longview or anyplace else at 20 feet, the Lone Star flies at the same height - 20 feet. Do you know why? Because it is the only state that was a republic before it became a state.

Also, being a Texan is as high as being an American down here. Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol building in Washington, D.C. and we can divide our state into five states at any time if we wanted to! We included these things as part of the deal when we came on. That's the best part, right there.

Texas even has its own power grid!!

If you are a REAL TEXAN you won't even need to be told to pass this on!"


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To: TexasCajun
"I may not be a Native Texas, but like many others, I got here as fast as I could."

I lived 5 years in Texas as a child, and moved back to Lafayette when I was in 6th grade. I never lost the desire to move back here, and when I got my degree in Electrical Engineering, my wife and I raced to Texas in a matter of days.

441 posted on 10/15/2005 7:38:06 AM PDT by lormand (Dead people vote DemocRAT)
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To: Clemenza

East Texas reminds me of my home state of Louisiana, only slightly better.


442 posted on 10/15/2005 7:41:26 AM PDT by lormand (Dead people vote DemocRAT)
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To: phatoldphart; amom; Dog Gone; Squantos; NerdDad
Frio for yer.

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443 posted on 10/15/2005 7:58:16 AM PDT by razorback-bert
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To: phatoldphart

HEY! Don't disrespect Iowa.

Iowa has great public schools, for public schools.

Iowa has incredible corn, ham, watermelon and porkchops. The milk is fresh. The eggs are always local.

If you want to work hard, you'll have a job in Iowa.

If you want to relax, there are streams everywhere where fish will bite a bare hook, just to make you happy.

You can take your best dog and go hunting for cornfed pheasant in a farmers dormant field.

The snow in November is beautiful. In December it gaurantees a white Christmas. In January, it tests your manhood. In February, it helps you appreciate the summer that much more. In March, it gives you something to look for...the spring in April.

The mid-July two-week long heatwave gives you an excuse to get off work early and go swimming. It also helps you long for the cooler days of November.

The tornados keep you close to God. The beautiful surroundings let you know He is close by.



Wow, I think I will copy this to my blog, after I get over being homesick.


444 posted on 10/15/2005 8:07:00 AM PDT by Sensei Ern (Now, IB4Z! I would rather visit Rwanda on a bad day than France on a good day.)
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To: SF Republican
I miss those 100degree July - Aug May - Sep days
445 posted on 10/15/2005 8:11:45 AM PDT by TexasKamaAina
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To: phatoldphart
When you're from Texas 'Flyover Country', half of the people that you meet in Austin, Texas ask you questions like, Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?"
446 posted on 10/15/2005 8:27:11 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Black Tooth

"No offense, but Texas weather is so %#* hot and humid I about died from drowning in my own sweat when there. It was like being on the scorched surface of Venus, except with dripping humidity."

You must not have been in West Texas (G-d's Country)
dry heat :)


447 posted on 10/15/2005 9:00:46 AM PDT by antisocial (Texas SCV - Deo Vindice)
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To: RightOnline

"I may now live in the truly great state of North Carolina, and I may have lived here for ten + years."

Some of the myths about Texans are funny. After moving to South Carolina (the Low Country) from Fort Gates, Texas (working in the healthcare industry) I had a physician approach me making the statement "You're from Texas, why aren't you wearing a cowboy hat, boots and driving a Caddy?" My response was "Yosh doc, you're from South Carolina...I'm surprised you're wearin' shoes." Didn't hear too many comments about Texas after that.


448 posted on 10/15/2005 9:02:30 AM PDT by politicalwit (Due to the shortage of virgins, all suicide bombings have been cancelled.)
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To: hobson
Sounds like you're real Happy and down-to-Earth!

Thanks!

449 posted on 10/15/2005 9:20:03 AM PDT by makoman
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To: hispanarepublicana
You put beans in your chili, don't you?

Anyone who knows beans about chili, knows chili ain't got no beans!

Tex Scofield 1976

450 posted on 10/15/2005 9:32:17 AM PDT by makoman
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To: phatoldphart
Hi, y'all!

I'm off to the Texas Aggie football game.

451 posted on 10/15/2005 10:12:16 AM PDT by lonestar (Me, too--Weinie)
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To: basil
Sorry--but Snopes is just plain in error about this.

Sorry, I crawled off to bed and missed your reponse. Is it an error? I grew up thinking this was Gospel truth, and never questioned it. Off to finish this thread and see what I can learn.

452 posted on 10/15/2005 10:46:19 AM PDT by McLynnan
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To: phatoldphart
If it isn't in Texas, you probably don't need it.

That says it all, right there.

453 posted on 10/15/2005 10:57:21 AM PDT by msdrby (Freedom, by its nature, must be chosen and defended by its citizens.)
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To: Republic of Texas

I live about 3 miles north of SouthFork. We have been there, but only because my son competes in Taekwondo tournaments there. It's nice, but not as nice (or as large) as the set they really used for TV.


454 posted on 10/15/2005 11:02:54 AM PDT by msdrby (Freedom, by its nature, must be chosen and defended by its citizens.)
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To: mtbopfuyn

FYI, Juneteenth was the day the news of emancipation reached the slaves in Texas.


455 posted on 10/15/2005 11:17:19 AM PDT by msdrby (Freedom, by its nature, must be chosen and defended by its citizens.)
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To: El Gato
both daughters are graduates of Austin College, the oldest continuously operating college in Texas, IIRC, although it and Baylor are very close in that regard)

My daughter attends Southwestern in Georgetown, and it also claims to be the oldest college in Texas. The operative words here may be "continuously operating". SWU has quite a colorful history. She's home for the weekend and when I mentioned your post she demanded I defend her university's honor, lol. By the way, she visited Austin twice during her college search (along with Trinity and Southwestern), and it is a wonderful school. Your daughters are proof of that.

456 posted on 10/15/2005 11:19:18 AM PDT by McLynnan
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To: deport
It would be an interesting court test if it could ever come to that.

I'll agree to that. There are even more angles too. The Constitution says that you need the consent of the state legislature and the consent of Congress. It doesn't mention the President. So could it pass without a Presidential signature? Could the President veto it? It doesn't need Supreme Court permission either since it says only "Consent of Congress." So is the Supreme Court excluded from review? If the West Virginia procedure is the standard, (a separation to which Richmond obviously never consented), can Congress for instance get the consent of a group of friendly folks, say in Bakersfield, to "consent" to a break-up of California and recognize a new West California in addition to the other California in Sacramento?

457 posted on 10/15/2005 11:27:02 AM PDT by FreedomCalls (It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
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To: bobbyd

Glad to see you back buddy......


458 posted on 10/15/2005 11:27:42 AM PDT by HoustonCurmudgeon (A right wing Christian, not part of the Christian Right)
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To: olrtex; Max in Utah

The 1824 has to do with the treaty of 1824. There was a flag with 1824 written on it flying above the Alamo as a reminder to the Mexican army of the 1824 treaty.

And there is no Maryland flag hanging in the Alamo today... It is one of the Six Flags over Texas... specifically... Spain.


459 posted on 10/15/2005 11:28:50 AM PDT by msdrby (Freedom, by its nature, must be chosen and defended by its citizens.)
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To: Stingy Dog; hispanarepublicana
You don't like Mexican food?

I've cooked it for people all over the world and they love it. A German neighbor ate tacos, crisp and soft, until he was ill. It's great with German beer.

My Zulu housekeeper, after her first pan of enchiladas, informed me that "Texas people don't cook like other white people. This is good!" A white South African neighbor told me that "those Mexicans must be wonderful, crazy people" as he filled his plate for the third time.

460 posted on 10/15/2005 11:40:36 AM PDT by HoustonCurmudgeon (A right wing Christian, not part of the Christian Right)
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