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Texas - have you seen this one?
email | 10/14 | anonymous

Posted on 10/14/2005 3:43:58 PM PDT by phatoldphart

When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions like, Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?"

They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched Dallas.

Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be.. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?

In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is some little bit of Texas in everyone.

Did you ever hear anyone in a bar go, "Wow...so you're from Iowa? Cool, tell me about it?" Do you know why? Because there's no place like Texas.

Texas is the Alamo. Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom. We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and James Bowie and Crockett and do you know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes. John Wayne paid to do the movie himself. That is the Spirit of Texas.

Texas is Sam Houston capturing Santa Ana at San Jacinto.

Texas is "Juneteenth" and Texas Independence Day.

Texas is huge forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett National Forest.

Texas is breathtaking mountains in the Big Bend.

Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas Hill Country.

Texas is the beautiful, warm beaches of the Gulf Coast of South Texas.

Texas is the shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas.

Texas is world record bass from places like Lake Fork.

Texas is Mexican food like nowhere else, not even Mexico.

Texas is the Fort Worth Stockyards, Bass Hall, the Ballpark in Arlington and the Astrodome.

Texas is larger-than-life legends like Michael DeBakey, Denton Cooley, Willie Nelson, Buddy Holly, Waylon Jennings, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristofferson, Tom Landry, Darrell Royal, Rick Husband, Eric Dickerson, Earl Campbell, Nolan Ryan, Sam Rayburn, Lyndon B.Johnson.

Texas is great companies like Dell Computer, Texas Instruments and Compaq. And LOCKHEED MARTIN AEROSPACE, Home of the F-16 Jet Fighter and the JSF Fighter.

Texas is NASA.

Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops.

Texas is skies blackened with doves, and fields full of deer.

Texas is a place where towns and cities shut down to watch the local High School Football game on Friday nights and for the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and for the Night In Old San Antonio River Parade in San Antonio. Texas is ocean beaches, deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies, and modern cities.

If it isn't in Texas, you probably don't need it.

NO ONE DOES ANYTHING BIGGER OR BETTER THAN IT'S DONE IN TEXAS.

By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U.S. that can fly its flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. Think about that for a second. You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland, California, or Maine and your state flag, whatever it is, goes at 17 feet. You fly the Stars and Stripes in front of Pine Tree High in Longview or anyplace else at 20 feet, the Lone Star flies at the same height - 20 feet. Do you know why? Because it is the only state that was a republic before it became a state.

Also, being a Texan is as high as being an American down here. Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol building in Washington, D.C. and we can divide our state into five states at any time if we wanted to! We included these things as part of the deal when we came on. That's the best part, right there.

Texas even has its own power grid!!

If you are a REAL TEXAN you won't even need to be told to pass this on!"


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To: Mr Ramsbotham
Oh for cryin out loud!
261 posted on 10/14/2005 7:48:59 PM PDT by servantboy777
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To: McLynnan

Chris Rea - "Texas"

Warm winds blowing
Heating blue sky
And a road that goes forever

Been thinking ’bout it lately
Been watching some tv
Been looking all around me
At what has come to be
Been talking to my neighbour
And he agrees with me
It’s all gone crazy

Well my wife returns from taking
My little girl to school
She’s got beads of perspiration
As she tries to keep her cool
She says that mess it don’t get no better
There’s gonna come a day
Someone’s gonna get killed out there
And I turn to her and say "Texas"
She says what?
I said "Texas"
She says what?
They’ve got big long road out there

Warm winds blowing
Heating blue sky
And a road that goes forever
I’m going to Texas

We got to get out of here
We got to get out of here

Well I got a little brother
Several meters high
Yea his built just like a quarterback
And he swears he’ll testify
He says he’s been to Texas
And that’s the only place to be
Big stakes, big girls, no trouble there
That’s the place for me

I’m going to Texas
I’m going to Texas
Watch me walking
Watch me walking


262 posted on 10/14/2005 7:49:36 PM PDT by decal (Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives; the Progs have never figured this out.)
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To: HoustonCurmudgeon

I hope to hell you have some of that acreage. Nowhere else but Giddings! was my favorite T-shirt back then. That is G-d's country pure and simple. Lake Travis, Lake Summerville, San Antonio, Austin, The Chicken Ranch, good grief what a glorious place. I even spent a few nights in Lukenbach.


263 posted on 10/14/2005 7:50:23 PM PDT by groanup (shred for Ian)
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To: sinkspur

Checkout posts 78,91,99

over 30000 at $100 a failed ride


264 posted on 10/14/2005 7:52:12 PM PDT by phatoldphart ("some people were forged of a hotter fire. Well, that's what it is to be Texan." -Bob Wheeler)
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To: stopsign

§ 3100.055. DISPLAY ON FLAGPOLE OR FLAGSTAFF WITH FLAG
OF UNITED STATES. (a) If it is necessary for the state flag and
the flag of the United States to be displayed on the same flagpole
or flagstaff, the United States flag should be above the state flag.
(b) If the state flag and the flag of the United States are
displayed on flagpoles or flagstaffs at the same location:
(1) the flags should be displayed on flagpoles or
flagstaffs of the same height;
(2) the flags should be of approximately equal size;
(3) the flag of the United States should be, from the
perspective of an observer, to the left of the state flag;
(4) the flag of the United States should be hoisted
before the state flag is hoisted; and
(5) the state flag should be lowered before the flag of
the United States is lowered... : ) <<< me


265 posted on 10/14/2005 7:53:00 PM PDT by stopsign ( ("What great fortune for government, that people don't think". ...Der Fuhrer... [hummmm...]))
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To: groanup

"Lukenbach" is German for "drink beer and chill out". Did you know that?
And, "Henry Cisneros" is Spanish for "Bill Clinton."


266 posted on 10/14/2005 7:53:07 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
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To: FortWorthPatriot
I haven't been able to find the provision that was written when Texas became part of the union, which states that the two flags will fly at the same height--(I'm still looking).

I did find this, though:

(i) No flag or pennant other than the United States flag should be placed above or, if on the same level, to the state flag's right, that is, the observer's left. When the state and United States flags are displayed at the same time, they should be flown on flagpoles of the same height, and the flags should be of approximately equal size.

Here is the link:

Lone Star

267 posted on 10/14/2005 7:53:20 PM PDT by basil (Exercise your Second Amendment--buy another gun today!)
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To: Arkinsaw
We have our share of problems, but I've been in every state in the Union save Hawaii and I still like this one best. No other state has people who are as proud of where they're from as we are, why is that?

OH, but thanks for your opinion.

268 posted on 10/14/2005 7:53:46 PM PDT by HoustonCurmudgeon (A right wing Christian, not part of the Christian Right)
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To: deport
Well true if'n Texas can meet the Constitutional requirements for doing so....

Well, that just it isn't it? The constitutional requirements are two; one, that Congress consent, two, that the state legislature consent. And that's just the point, Congress has already consented in the admission treaty that Texas can split up into no more than five states. All that is left is for the state legislature to decide if they want to. That makes it a unique situation. Any other state needs to convince Congress of its desires. Texas already has that.

269 posted on 10/14/2005 7:53:56 PM PDT by FreedomCalls (It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
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To: Arkinsaw

That's cause you were in DALLAS which should be avoided at all costs...


270 posted on 10/14/2005 7:54:01 PM PDT by phatoldphart ("some people were forged of a hotter fire. Well, that's what it is to be Texan." -Bob Wheeler)
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To: stopsign

Also, the San Jacinto monument is taller than the Washington Monument.


271 posted on 10/14/2005 7:54:27 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
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To: Iscool

Man oh man, glad you kept a movin. Don't need your kind round here.


272 posted on 10/14/2005 7:54:52 PM PDT by servantboy777
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To: hispanarepublicana
My ancestors had a Spanish Land Grant in east Texas. If you look at the land grant map their name was Issack. My ggggrandfather was Elijah Issack (sometimes spelled Issac) A son of Elijah, (not my ancestor) had a land grant on the Brazos River near Richmond. All of my ancestors were in Texas early but this branch was the first. I love Texas!
273 posted on 10/14/2005 7:54:53 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: hispanarepublicana

I didn't know I'm hispanic!


274 posted on 10/14/2005 7:54:55 PM PDT by phatoldphart ("some people were forged of a hotter fire. Well, that's what it is to be Texan." -Bob Wheeler)
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To: SwatTeam

As a fellow Texan, may I say that Bum Phillips is to ignorant to write anything comparable to this.


275 posted on 10/14/2005 7:54:56 PM PDT by no dems (43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, 2 to pull a trigger: I'm lazy and tired of smiling,)
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To: Vision
A Maryland flag hangs in the Alamo

As does flags from several other states and countries. Hanging with the flag is a banner with a number. The number represents the number of men from that state or country who died defending the Alamo. The flag with the highest number is Tennessee's with 33, I believe. For Davy Crocket and his volunteers.
276 posted on 10/14/2005 7:55:09 PM PDT by Texas2step (<><)
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To: hispanarepublicana
Yep. Love nopalitos. We have them with eggs for breakfast....
Great food......
(I'm also fond of pollo con calavasa)
(Danged yankees don't know "real" food. They think tacos or tamales are all there is. lol)
277 posted on 10/14/2005 7:55:16 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: FreedomCalls

I almost ate at the Big Texan on my way through your state in July. Unfortunately, it was getting late, and there was a line. I think I'm gonna have to visit that place the next time I'm in Amarillo.


278 posted on 10/14/2005 7:55:43 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hey, Cindy Sheehan, get over yourself, already!)
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To: Iscool

Now if I ever had to move away from Texas, I pray to the Lord it would be Montana.


279 posted on 10/14/2005 7:56:03 PM PDT by servantboy777
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To: Ditter

Those differing Census surname spellings were usually the result of drunken census takers; or so I've heard.


280 posted on 10/14/2005 7:56:09 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
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