[JamesP81]

LOL!

I look like Angelina Jolie in the dark (just shorter)

This reminds me of a good laugh I had at myself a while back. First of all, realize that I'm not exactly Brad Pitt. In fact, I'm not attractive at all, as far as men go (goes a long away to explain my dreadful situation of total lifelong singleness).

I remember I was walking into a convenience store. I still had on my dress pants, button up shirt, and tie from having just been to church. Those convenience store windows are sometimes really reflective and I could clearly see my reflection in them. After looking at my reflection for a moment, I thought, 'you know, you look pretty darn good. From fifteen feet away!'

I probably laughed about that for a week.

[najida]

Hun,

That's why it's good to be nearsighted :) Everything and everyone looks better from a distance.

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I thought, 'you know, you look pretty darn good. From fifteen feet away!'

Then all you need is a woman who's far-sighted.