Yes, and I should add a 15.
15. If Ex-hubby has no money, sue any other guy you had relations with for child support for the children you had with Ex-hubby (on the sneaky grounds that anybody you had relations with is equally responsible for any babies you might have had along with way, no matter whether he is the father or not - after all, there is no such thing as a free lunch, so guys shouldn't be able to get away with getting any free tail from us girls!).
DA740
Boys, with the sunny dispositions you both show, it's just ~shocking~ to hear you've had so much trouble with wimmen!