[Eagle Eye]

What's genetic is to get your man to eat rancid spoiled meat and have him tell you it's the best he's ever eaten as you show him a little cleavage. ;-)

I have never ever seen cleavage that good, and I've seen cleavage in many countries.

Now I have been intoxicated enough to do it without even the promise of a glimpse of cleavage...also in many countries!

[Oberon]

My next door neighbor died a few weeks ago of a massive heart attack...he was about sixty.

At the funeral, his widow of thirty-odd years said "When I got married, an older woman told me 'Honey, you can keep a messy house; you can burn the food; but as long as you respect him and jump his bones, he'll never leave.' And he never did."