ICannotDrinkDecafBecauseIfIDrinkDecafIMightFallAsleepAndThenTheUnderwear
GnomesWillGetMeTheyStealMyUnderpantsAndTakeThemAwayBecauseTheFirstStep IsToStealUnderpantsThenTheSecondStepIs"?"ThenTheThirdStepIsProfitAnd TheyAlwaysComeInAt330InTheMorningAndIHaveToStayAwakeEveryDayAllDay AndIHaveNeverSleptSince1972SoNoDecafNoDecafEVER!
Alrighty then....
Thorazine :)